On the same day I read that Dunkin’ Donuts® was introducing a new glazed donut breakfast sandwich (eggs, bacon between a split glazed donut), I bought a half dozen “donut pears” at Whole Foods. Small rounded pears with a depression in the middle that passes for the “hole” of a donut.
I’d never heard of a glazed donut breakfast sandwich or donut pears until this day.
Eating a pear is also thought to clean your teeth, so I’m renaming these palm sized pears to “The Efficiency Donut”. Multi-taskers, rejoice.